DJ, please pick up your phone
I’m on the request line!
This is the only time Missy Elliot will perform this track!
[Chorus]
Is your penis adequate enough? Let me try it out for myself.
I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
If you have a large penis, may I feel around the inside of your pants?
So that I may gauge how I’m going to partake in sexual acts with you
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
I would like to get to know you so that I can show you my vagina
And I’ll give you my vagina just like I told you I would
Please give me all of your telephonic contact information so that I may contact you
If your girlfriend is causing you to be irritable, hail me and I will come over to entertain you
I don’t want to have sexual intercourse on the bed, please lay me down on your sofa
But if you are going to come over, call me beforehand so that I may shave off my pubic hairs
You either will or you won’t, right?
Perform oral sex on me and metaphorically consume my vagina as a vulture would consume its prey
You see the outline of hips and my breasts don’t you?
You see my buttocks and my vaginal lips don’t you?
Also, FYI, I lost a few pounds for you!
This is the kind of beat that really gets me excited!
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Please perform well in the bedroom. So well, in fact that I’m left in a daze!
Perform well!
I now need a glass of water!
Boy, I’m so glad I know you for you know how to please me in the bedroom
[Chorus]
Is your penis adequate enough? Let me try it out for myself.
I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
If you have a large penis, may I feel around the inside of your pants?
So that I may gauge how I’m going to partake in sexual acts with you
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
If you’re a neat and sexy female treat yourself to a manicure!
Get a pedicure! Get your hair cut and/or foiled/highlighted/colored!
Boy, lift up your glass and let’s make a toast!
Come to think of it, let’s get intoxicated – that’ll only bring us closer together, right?
Don’t I look like a Halle Berry poster?
AHA! That Belvedere is playing tricks on you!
So your girlfriend wishes she was more like me, does she? HA! That’ll never happen!
You see, you’ll never find a female that is better than me
I make you so hot that you feel like you’re basking in the Las Vegas sun
Now please listen to me closely
{Now please listen to me closely – backwards}
I am not a prostitute, but I can satisfy you with my sexual talents
I love the braids in your hair and your fake, golden teeth
You love the way my buttocks bounce! Bompa-bompa-bompa-bomp
Keep your eyes on my bouncing buttocks! Bompa-bompa-bompa-bomp
And if you think you can handle these bouncing buttocks….
Remove my thong underwear and watch as my buttocks are set free!
Now please turn off the lights so I can show you what I’m sexually capable of
[Chorus]
Is your penis adequate enough? Let me try it out for myself.
I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
If you have a large penis, may I feel around the inside of your pants?
So that I may gauge how I’m going to partake in sexual acts with you
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
Men, men, all types of men
Black men, white men, Puerto Rican men and Chinese men
Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Women, women, find legal tender!
Whether you receive your legal tender from working a 9-5 day job or by stripping, it matters not!
There’s no shame! Just do what you’re good at!
Just make sure these men aren’t toying with your emotions!
Just because I’m famous, Prince couldn’t get me to change my name!
You want me to be another slave? No sir!
Could you imagine an African-American saying, “Oh yes Master!”
Could you imagine the rapper Lil’ Kim dating a pastor?
Minnie Me and Big Ren can outlast you!
Who is the best? I don’t even need to ask, do I?
When I become a part of the rap community everyone will forget about you
Why do you have to act as if you lack intelligence?
Seriously, why do you do it?
As the drummer boy would say, ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Place your penis in my buttocks!
[Chorus]
Is your penis adequate enough? Let me try it out for myself.
I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
If you have a large penis, may I feel around the inside of your pants?
So that I may gauge how I’m going to partake in sexual acts with you
{“ I’ll put my buttocks on your crotch and grind it all around in order to test your penile capability – backwards 2X}
To all of the men! Oooh!
Good God! I love the way you work your penis inside of me!
To my ladies! WOO!
You sure know how to work that penis once it is inside of you!
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