I can tell she desires my penis
She wants me to press my penis against her buttocks
But she’ll soon find out I’m going to do more than that!
Oh man, this party is out of control! We have large quantities of Liquor!
We, the rappers 50 cent and Jeremih, are number one as you cannot exceed metaphorical rankings past number one.
Won’t you come over here, girl, and make a move on me? I see you from afar
Tease me! Tease me! Tease me! Tease me!
Won’t you please place your buttocks in my pubic region?
Let’s get going!
She made her way to the dance floor and slowly started shaking her buttocks in a suggestive manner
Before you knew it everyone was watching her perform!
Girl, I think you are one of a kind, therefore I’m going to claim you as mine
I don’t care what others think about my attempt to claim you; I’d be silly to let you get away!
I’ve heard that you carry fine marijuana on your person
How about I treat you to nine shots of alcohol and you can share your marijuana with me?
I’m going to lick certain parts of your body until I give you a hickey, which in turn will put you in the mood for sexual intercourse
I’ll keep your body sexually charged until you begin to physically tire
You look so sweet! Do you work in Paris?
Just look at yourself! Your body is absolutely stunning, not to mention you’re gorgeous!
Well, I am a rambunctious male and am, metaphorically, in the wild and am ready to act animalistic
Whoever let me out must have been crazy!
I love the way you press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Good God, you’re such a catch – why are you single?
Let me buy us another round of alcohol drinks
And as long as I’m here, please continue to press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Press your buttocks into my pelvic region, your buttocks into my pelvic region
Pelvic region, press into my pelvic region, press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Show me how you’re going to take care of me
Girl, all I really want is you to press your buttocks into my pelvic region
We’re having a fantastic time at this party, and this girl is a perfect 10!
She’s gyrating her hips, as well as rolling them, and she’s also drops her buttocks to the floor as if it requires no physical exertion
Her body is shaped like an hourglass
Time flies when I’m with her, specifically when I’m with her buttocks, but I won’t talk about our personal affairs publically
She shakes her buttocks and moves her body suggestively so well! I enjoy simply sitting back and watching her.
And that’s okay because she entertains herself on the dance floor
She makes her buttocks bounce rather quickly but then moves them quite slowly
She’s incredible! She’s so sexual! She’s BEAUTIFUL and well,, well, edible
Now that she’s mine, I’m not letting her go – I’ve never met anyone like her and I’ve never seen anything better in my life!
Just look at the way she moves her buttocks!
She makes me want to have sexual intercourse with her, and when we do have sexual intercourse she makes me feel as if I’m in Heaven
Girl, if my penis is too large for your vagina, I’m going to find a workaround and make it work
Don’t worry, you can handle my large penis
I love the way you press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Good God, you’re such a catch – why are you single?
Let me buy us another round of alcoholic drinks
And as long as I’m here, please continue to press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Press your buttocks into my pelvic region, your buttocks into my pelvic region
Pelvic region, press into my pelvic region, press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Show me how you’re going to take care of me
Girl, all I really want is you to press your buttocks into my pelvic region
You say you’re an independent woman like your mother is
That being said, do you really wish to continue these endeavors with me?
Because you know when you see me I am unable to keep my hands off of you
Can you keep this type of lifestyle up? Give me all you’ve got!
You say you’re an independent woman like your mother is
That being said, do you really wish to continue these endeavors with me?
Because you know when you see me I am unable to keep my hands off of you
Can you keep this type of lifestyle up? Give me all you’ve got!
Your buttocks into my pelvic region
Good God, you’re such a catch – why are you single?
Oh, girl, we can get down and dirty if you know what I mean!
I love the way you press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Good God, you’re such a catch – why are you single?
Let me buy us another round of alcohol drinks
And as long as I’m here, please continue to press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Press your buttocks into my pelvic region, your buttocks into my pelvic region
Pelvic region, press into my pelvic region, press your buttocks into my pelvic region
Show me how you’re going to take care of me
Girl, all I really want is you to press your buttocks into my pelvic region
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