Original photo by beelover9481
[Intro]
The female gender! We are in charge of everything!
THE FEMALE GENDER!
[Chorus]
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
We are in charge of everything! FEMALES! X4
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
[Verse-1]
Some members of the male gender are under the impression that they are more talented than females in the skill of making legal tender
But unbeknownst to them, they are not!
Members of the female gender, THROW your hard earned checks at their face!
They will no longer disrespect us!
Male, don’t even try to come near me
Male, this musical beat is rather intense!
Don’t be upset, for this is how I was born and raised to think
I was emitted out of my mother’s vagina in Houston, Texas
This musical piece is dedicated to all of my fellow females
Who are partaking in acts of tomfoolery on their own account
Who will buy their own trinkets with their own money and will make even MORE money at a later date!
Hey, I think I need someone who is talented in cutting hair
None of these folks can affect me in a negative manner!
I’m so good at what I do
Allow me to remind you that my tactics are rather ghetto in nature
Oh, male, I’m just joking! Come here!
I hope you still like me! Now, pay me
My influential skill is at a high enough level that I could wield it in order to build an entire nation under me
I have endless power, you and I can thrive off of our love!
By the way, you WILL do anything I ask of you
[Chorus]
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
We are in charge of everything! FEMALES! X4
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
[Verse-2]
Whew, the temperature is sure warm isn’t it?
Hey, DJ, don’t be hesitant to go bonkers with your music set!
For I am representing for all of the females across the globe who are controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet
Here! Let’s raise a glass and cheers to the females whom have graduated from college!
Hey, if you decide to be within my presence you need to understand
You cannot hold me down and prevent me from controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet
I stopped working the traditional 9-5 job shift and cashed out!
To all of my ladies who are participating in frequent sexual intercourse
Get your money, woman!
To the males out there who admire the work that I do
Please respect my tendencies to show off
Oh, male, you know you love our female tendencies
And how we are intelligent and driven enough to make several million dollars
How we’re strong enough to carry and deliver babies
And then once the aforementioned child is birthed we’re able to go continue making ample amounts of legal tender
Male, don’t you try to tinker and toy with my emotions!
Don’t even think about approaching me!
I hope you still like me!
Now pay me
My influential skill is at a high enough level that I could wield it in order to build an entire nation under me
I have endless power, we can thrive off of our love!
By the way, you WILL do anything I ask of you
[Chorus]
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
We are in charge of everything! FEMALES! X4
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER! X4
[Outro]
Who are we?
What are we in charge of?
THE WORLD!
(Who is charge of everything?)
Who are we?
What are we in charge of?
THE WORLD!
Who is in charge of controlling and enforcing the antics on this planet? THE FEMALE GENDER!
------
Like this Crack? Share it with your friends on Facebook, Twitter and Google+.
Think you can crack it better? Become a member and submit your own version!