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[KC and JoJo of Jodeci] 2X
How would you like me to insert my penis into your vagina?
How does it feel?
I’m becoming a successful street thug
Living life dangerously
I’m the real deal
[Tupac]
I love the way you sway your hips
As well as the way you stick out your rear-end
You have me wanting to engage in sexual intercourse with you so badly
I’m about to pass out from desire!
I want to have sex with you
And I can’t even lie about this desire
So remove your clothing
I see you there, at this club I’m at as well
Oh man, have you got my brain racing!
You’re sending me subliminal messages
But I can’t quite understand them
If you would like to leave with me
Now is your chance
We will go 80 miles per hour on the freeway
Police will try to catch me, let’s see if they can!
I apologize for my high speed driving habits, but it’s a part of who I am
But all-in-all, I live a very simplistic life
All I want is money
I don’t care about the fame
I prefer to live a simple life
I’m known as Mr. International
I’m just one who frequently engages in sexual intercourse with women with a passport
Just like the genie in the Disney movie Aladdin
I will give you anything your heart desires
You need to choose either me or your other male companion
Champagne, Hennessy
Those are the beverages my friends and I like to drink
When we are showing off to our rivals
Watch us as we cruise around downtown
Interacting with prostitutes
And smoking Marijuana
Let’s get rid of this funk!
I enjoy approaching provocative women
It has been a long day
But that’s not preventing me from showing off in my motor vehicle
Man oh man, you have an incredible body!
I love it when you flaunt it
Why don’t you come over here and let me interact with it
And tell me how you want me to treat you?
[KC and JoJo of Jodeci] 2X
How would you like me to insert my penis into your vagina?
How does it feel?
I’m becoming a successful street thug
Living life dangerously
I’m the real deal
[Tupac]
Hey, is it okay if we engage in sexual intercourse with each other?
I mean, really, did you really think I approached you for the sake of conversation?
Do you take me for a fool?
We are experimenting with many sexual positions on the floor
It’s so erotic!
Also, slightly of ironic
Because I’m somewhat psychotic
I know where exactly to sexually touch women
It’s like I was blessed with this talent
I am thrusting into your vagina
My motions mimic those of a roller coaster
I will eventually ejaculate inside your vagina
In fact, I will not stop until I reach climax
Because that is just who I am
My motions can also be compared to those of a quick robbery as my penis is quickly going in and out of your vagina
I will most likely be feeling frisky and will allow you to sit on top of me
And partake in the act of sexual intercourse in that manner
Our nights are filled with the alcoholic beverage Alizay
I’m a living legend
You haven’t heard my war stories!
Hey, Deloris Tucker
I have issues with you!
Instead of trying to help me, you decided to hurt me!
Even more so than the others
Like Bill Clinton
And Mr. Bob Dole
You are all far too old to understand how this lifestyle works
You’re lame
I need to teach you so you’ll understand
Will anybody listen?
I’m making millions of dollars
I’d like to see you top that!
I know everyone would like to see my music and lifestyle censored
And they’d like to see me living in a prison cell
That is the equivalent of living in hell!
Because there are only a few rappers in my league left
Everyone is talking about us
I don’t care what anyone has to say about me
I’ll be the first one to tell you I’d talk about myself as well!
Now please, tell me how you, figuratively, want me to engage in sexual acts with you
[KC and JoJo of Jodeci] 2X
How would you like me to insert my penis into your vagina?
How does it feel?
I’m becoming a successful street thug
Living life dangerously
I’m the real deal
[Tupac]
I was raised to tell the truth
I also was taught at a young age how to elude police activity and/or bullets fired at me
Before I was a teenager I had many precious baubles, to include
A mobile phone
A Skypager
And now I am calling the shots
And living large
My rivals are looking mighty scared
They are worried they will end up dead soon
After all, some of us are bound to die sooner or later due to this lifestyle
But all I really want is to stay alive
And become intoxicated with Marijuana
And see my true, badass self
Before I die
I want to live my life as one does who is in a successful street gang
I would also like to make a few million dollars
And then I can relax and forget about everyone else
Man, so many people are trying to sue me! My taxes are a mess!
The media won’t leave me alone, and they are acting as if they personally know me
But I’m going to leave all of that
I’m very, very fast after all
Yeah, I’m bringing something new to the table
You better try to catch up!
Tell me, please, how do you want this to go down?
How do you want this to go down?
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